tHINGS i lEARNED oN tHE tRAIN..........

So I know its been a while since we last spoke but thats because I was reading a really good book on the train. So of course I wasn't looking around. But since then I have looked up when I am not half passed out or drunk.... So here are a couple of things I have learned while on the train......

1. I have learned the sad truth of where a Kie rider keeps his train ticket and his money... So I am coming home from work one night and on the train comes this guy who brings his bike with him on the train and is the complete outfit. As the train conductor comes down the isle this guy reaches up the leg of his bicycle shorts and whips out his ticket hands it to the conductor and acts likes nothing wrong.... After not trying to be totally grossed out he reached into his other pant leg and pulls out his money.. Is it me or should there be a law against this. I think I am going to start one..... Find some other way to store your shit people.....
2. I have learned that even the at 9am there is always time for crazies.... THis one just happened this morning. I walking on the train platform and this kid decides he is going to start screaming at the top of his lunges for someone named George.... No I don't think he is here buddy. as we all get on the train he starts taking off his clothes and starts walking in some figure 8 around the platform looking llike he going to start moshing with himself..have fun dude..... So we are all on the train but this kid and he starts to wlak up and down the platform and starts saring everyone down going window to window until the train leaves.... See Ya Mr. Psycho!

Well kids... hope you liked this little adventure hopefully I will have more to share next week....See ya soon....

tHINGS i fIND oN tHE wEB...........

Ok, no I did not take this picture.... I found it on the web. Besides the obvious of why it sparked my interest it came from a website that i might have to post on. Its called http://www.subwaydouchery.com/ . This site is funny cause it people posting pictures of idiots on the subway doing all the things we see that make everyone angry. I may be new to the subway game but I have seen some of these first hand. So for all my subwayians.... Click above and enjoy.

aND nOW fOR tHE sEXY tIP oF tHE dAY......

This just in from the Daily News........

Men using condoms during anal sex -- women aren't: Health Department


Just 23% of women make their partners use condoms during anal sex compared with 61% of men, a new Health Department study says.

The practice was most common among women ages 18 to 24, and Asian women.

Health Commissioner Thomas Farley said the HIV risks of unprotected gay anal sex are widely known, but the study found "a large number of women are also putting themselves at high risk."



Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle/health/2010/04/22/2010-04-22_women_engaging_in_more_risky_sex.html#ixzz0lpweDobI

wHAT hAPPENS wHEN yOU aRE nOT lOOKING......

So is that its name or just who it is for...... Discuss!

wHAT hAPPENS wHEN yOU aRE nOT lOOKING......

Where Pedophiles go to play...... Who makes this crap!

fROM tHE hAPPENED iN tHE bATHROOM fILES.......

This just in from the news desk...... The company has started to remodel and paint mosst of the office to try and make it look all trendy. One of the projects was for them to redo the mens room. I do not know what they were think but they painted it purple. Yup the most masculine of colors. Don't get me wrong I love purple but for a bathrrom and then the funny part to top it all off they decide to put these random little pictures up. Now of course it wouldnt be right if I ddint share these pictures because they are some of the most random things I have seen. Let me know if you can find the theme or what the hell they were thinking...My favorite one is the moses one...lol

tHIS iS wHERE aLL tHE fAT kIDS gO tO pLAY.......

Ok kids.... I know it hads been a couple of weeks but I have been busy with work and planning my trip to Miami! Ok so everyday since I started taking the train I walk past this park never knowing the name... until now.. Bask in the sign of Fatboy Pak! lol. just kidding, I am sure Doughboy was a lovely man... funny that I never see any kids palying here maybe this is where kids just go to sit and be winded... I really want to go and name it Husky park....lol

fRIDAY fUNNY!

Video Games | HAWP | Puzzle Quest

XBox 360 | Playstation 3 | Nintendo Wii

Ok so bouncing around the web again I found this funny little video. Its from a webseries that I think everyone should check out if you are a gamer of any sort. Even if you are not then you might enjoy it for a laugh.

tHIS oNE iS fOR tHE kIDS......

Video Games | Once Upon a Pixel | Mega Man

XBox 360 | Playstation 3 | Nintendo Wii

oK, iN tHE wORLD oF sTOOPID......

5Ok kids,

So in my travels of the web today I found thid on my own companies website. I know I should have pointed it out but I just cant help to try and figure out why would anyone think this is a good idea.... Check out sale price for the item on this LINK!

sOMEONE rIGHT nOW iS mAKING mONEY oFF oF tHIS......

Ok so I am walking throught the store and I think I have found the wierdest thing I have ever seen. It only sternghtens my belief that people will buy anything and that there is a market for whatever floats you boat. So I guess I should get started on those Fruit Flavored Foot Fungal Cream Cheese medicated apllicators that I have been thinking about making...... lata Kids....

wHAT hAPPENS wHEN yOUR nOT lOOKING,.....

Rabbits Get Militant.........

I guess in the never ending war that is Easter, we will always need rockets. But by the shape of things this one can be fun for all al ages......Hmmmmmmmm..

Think about it and get Back to me......