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tHE fRIENDSHIP tEST......

2011-08-03T14:38:00.000-04:00

Wow... So it has been awhile but I am back to writing because the mood has struck. And by mood, I mean situation, and by situation I mean..... well you know the deal...
The situtaion.... A comment made as a joke to a picture on Facebook.

The issue..... Someone as always takes offense....

The result.... the lose of a friend...

Ok seems easy enough but what I don't get is how someone who knows me as a joker and general funny person would take this comment so personal that they would in one fell swoop totally drop me as a friend. I guess I am wondering what is the true test if a friend is a friend. I mean wouldn't a friend know that you are only joking and tell everyone to calm done. Especially when you have made the same comment earlier to them. With no offense taken. but I guess that was the test. And then I wonder is it me.. or is it someone else. Ok I'm better now that I am done ranting... Now back to work....

i kNOW i hAVE bEEN beHIND.......

2011-05-26T22:00:00.001-04:00

nEW mUSIC........

2011-05-26T21:59:00.000-04:00

i'M sOOOOO hOOOOOD bIRTHDAY!

2011-05-11T15:59:00.000-04:00

Ha Ha...... I need out of work!

pARTY tIME!

2011-05-11T14:52:00.000-04:00

If you kids want to know what I want for my birthday..... I will take her.....lol

iT mUST bE mY bIRTHDAY.......

2011-05-11T14:02:00.000-04:00

So another year has gone by and it has rolled up on my birthday once again. I must say that this past year has been on of great growth.... I know that sounds way to adult. Then again I am getting older so I guess it must be. Just sitting here thinking about some of the things that have happened. I have learned alot what it means to be a friend and how I some bonds that you think could never be broken can fall apart in no time. I have made new friends and lost some old ones. I must say I am gratefull for all my family and friends that here. I owe you guys alot for if it wasnt for you I might not have been in the place I am now. Which I must admit it is a good one.....Special thanks to Louie and Lyn to helpping me get my new place that I call home. And my sister for giving me that pep talk that was the kick in the ass I needed to get started. I love you sis and I'm so proud that we are getting Tom finally into the family on paper even though he has been part of our family for way to long... HAHA! Shout out to my parents for helping me and for checking up on me to make sure I am still alive every once in a while. Love ya! Lets see what else. I know its not always the big things but even selling my car and becoming a walker is something I feel like noting. finally joining that gym and actually going to it. Like I said it's all looking really good right now. Ok everyone its time to move foward with this next crazy 365, time to step up the bar, and time to try new things and maybe this is the year....well only the mystery knows.....

nEW ePISODE.... mORTAL kOMBAT......

2011-05-10T11:38:00.002-04:00

oN A vERY tIRED nIGHT........ sOMETHING sEEMS tO bE mISSING.

2011-05-04T00:09:00.000-04:00

So it's 11:52 on Tuesday night, an I am sitting here in front of my computer listening to some Percy Sledge, feeling the need to get some ideas out and I don't know if this is the best place to put them but it is whats in front of me so here goes....

You ever have one of those days where everything just falls into place but by the end of the day you still feel like that there is something missing or something you forgot. I mean my day started off with me doing my usual routine and while walking to work I happen to find 5 bucks just sitting there on the concrete. That for me was a good omen that today was already a plus. I get to work and its the same old running around. But my day did go quick with me finding I got a raise thanks to a good review. So I guess it was all about the money today. But I don't think it was the money that made me happy. I just had this whole feeling that I was happy and that things were just working in my favor. You ever have one of those days. Like it sounds even funny but I didn't even bump into to people in the office that I usually have to avoid. They just weren't there when I was. Coming home was the norm too but the day just felt nice. And it was one of the first times in a while that I felt relaxed and free in a really long time. But the funny thing I still have this little feeling like something is still missing. I can't put my finger on what it is. Its like this year has been getting better by the day and that I am getting things done but there is this little something that I am missing and I cannot put my finger on it. I don't know maybe I am just rambling or I am really getting tired. Well I guess thats it for now. I just want to send my love to all my Family and Friends and say thanks for being there these last couple of months. I really appreciate it.

P.s. I have included some Percy so you kids can get a little educated......

rOUND 4.... aWW hELL, fIGHT!

2011-05-03T16:54:00.000-04:00

sOMEBODY dOING mY lADY.......

2011-05-03T15:11:00.002-04:00

aND tHIS iS wHY i lOVE tHIS sHOW.......

2011-04-29T10:00:00.003-04:00

Video Game - E3 2011

tHE lEGACY cONTINUES....... rOUND 3!

2011-04-26T12:03:00.001-04:00

i fINALLY gOT IT.......LOL!

2011-04-25T16:14:00.002-04:00

Game Reviews - E3 2011

oNE oF mY nEW oBESSIONS.....

2011-04-25T10:35:00.002-04:00

Just another one of my faves from over the pond.....Jessie J

lOVE iT!

2011-04-22T16:11:00.000-04:00

Party Rock!!!!!!!

Sometimes its hard to say goodbye.......

2011-04-19T15:09:00.002-04:00

Now here is the issue, have you ever thought that maybe its better to not be friends with someone in order to save a friendship with that same person..... I know this sounds like an odd concept but it is one that I am thinking about right now. After doing some thinking, I believe it may be the only way to save some sanity sometimes. Friends are one of our most valuable things in life. I hold it up there with family and air and water. I know not all of us do that but that was just the way I was raised. To be a friend is to be family. But even with family we have our issues and internal strife. And I know some people stop talking to family members for all sorts of reasons. So I guess time will tell and that I will have to try it to see how it works out. I will keep you posted.

mORTAL kOMBAT... rOUND ...fIGHT!

2011-04-19T12:14:00.001-04:00

eNJOY!

wHAT hAPPENS wHEN yOUR nOT lOOKING.... pENGUIN!

2011-04-19T09:44:00.002-04:00

Just click the link......HERE

tHE mOVING iMAGE.......tHE pICTURES

2011-04-15T16:24:00.004-04:00

Here are some of the pictures I shot from the Muesum of the moving image.

wHAT hAPPENS wHEN yOUR nOT lOOKING......

2011-04-13T16:56:00.000-04:00

Your kid Turns to the Dark side.........

tHIS oNES fOR tHE fELLAS...... gOTTA lOVE cOSPLAY!

2011-04-13T15:15:00.002-04:00

it might be just a Mortal Kombat kind of Day.......With a chance of showers

IT'S gETTING cRAZY..... mORTAL kOMBAT!!!!!!!

2011-04-13T15:07:00.002-04:00

The new webseries.... Episode 1

This looks like it could be crazy.... check it out and enjoy!

nOW tHAT i aM baCK...... lIKE iS a 2wAY sTREET.....

2011-04-12T17:18:00.006-04:00

Hey Kids....... I know its been a while and I have been on vacation. But I must say it was a needed one and I got alot done while away.... well sort of away. I did most of the things I needed to get done, watched a ton of movies reviews to follow. and spent the better partt of the week doing a little internal exploration as to what I think I need to change to make things go alittle better in the next coming months... Think of it as a soul searching... I searched with the Mystics.... Thanks Joe! And with my own personal silence..... I realized that sometimes I try to hard... and that not thinking if it is really worth it. I know that may not make sense but by the way I have been thinking about it. I noticed that I always go above and beyond and for the most part for those that sometimes don't deserve it.
But on a lighter not.... now to the fun stuff. What i did on my vacation... a 5th graders version of my vacation...lol
So for the most part the I watched alot of movies. Movies like......
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So overall these movies were awesome and 1 or 2 of them have sparked me to my thinking and soul searching this week. lets see I also went to the museum of the moving image and that was really good and a whole lot of fun. went to Central Park and took some pictures...Trying to get back into the groove of things... maybe more faires coming this summer... be on the watch. I did some government stuff and got my passport and re-newed my drivers license which is always a trip. Did the little Family visit for one day.... hmmm what else? I know there is more I am just not remembering everything... don't worry I am sure I will post more and maybe have another wanting moment to share.....

mUSIC mEDICATED........ kATY pERRY

2011-03-31T14:33:00.001-04:00

This shit is amazing......

mUSIC mEDICATED....... tHIS iS tO fUNNY

2011-03-30T10:45:00.001-04:00

This shit is funny and good all at the same time......

kNOW yOUR wORTH........

2011-03-29T09:12:00.002-04:00

Well since I have moved out and into the big city, I have been doing alot of growing up and changing that I didn't have to do while I was at home. I was told that it was gonna be alot different but I will admit I wasn't fully ready for all the changes that have come my way and some that I thought were going to be hard came really easy. but anyway back to the title of this post.
One on of our nights out while we were searching the area for all the new local spots we came up on this awesome little local spot where you could grab a table and just chill. While sitting at the table we got on this little conversation about what it means to being in a relationship. Which for me is always a common conversation as most off you know. But this conversation was a little different because it came on the what do each of us bring to the table and do you really know your worth. the funny thing is that I really never thought about this before. So I started to think about what I bring to the table. The funny thing is that this can come off as being cocky but then again it really is not. Sometimes I believe that we all need to do this little mental inventory. After that night I have been thinking about it and come to the fact that I really do have alot going for me,when I most of the time I didn't really think I did. So maybe everyone should take a little time and do this check list.

iS tHIS A dREAM....... i mUST be dREAMING......

2011-03-25T15:41:00.003-04:00

Ok so whose coming with me. I think this has to be one of those movies that even if it sucks it will still be amazing. I will admit I am shutting off my head and just sitting there with eyes wide open.....

mUSIC mEDICATED...... oNE of mY hEROES......

2011-03-24T12:15:00.001-04:00

Mr Cee Lo Green.... always with the classics...... Makes me feel better.....

whAT hAPPENS wHEN pEOPLE aRE lOOKING......

2011-03-22T11:09:00.002-04:00

So if you are looking at this and being like why would you want us to learn about the world then you are not looking hard enough. This here is a map that show hwo big the average man is and by mean big I mean in the pants and by average I mean you might be too small..... So enjoy....

mUSIC mEDICATED.... R.I.P.....nATE dOGG

2011-03-16T10:16:00.000-04:00

Lost but not for gotten. You will be missed......

mUSIC mEDICATED.......... oLD sCHOOL

2011-03-14T16:03:00.002-04:00

Its such a sad song but it is still an amazing song........

mUSIC mEDICATED.... eL pITBULL....

2011-03-11T16:49:00.003-05:00

All I gotta say is sometimes you need a little Pitbull in your life......
Oh and some beautiful women in Bikinis.......

mUSIC meDICATED.......a pUBLIC sERVICE aNNOUNCEMENT

2011-03-10T10:05:00.002-05:00

Ok, So last night i am watching Attack of the Show on G4 and I was introduced to this new duo before that I had not heard of. I am a fan.....and I will start looking to see when they are coming around so if you want a good and creative laugh then here you go.... Take it away gruls.......

Here is where you can find more fun stuff......

wHAT hAPPENS wHEN yOU aRE nOT lOOKING.........

2011-03-08T13:50:00.002-05:00

Ok, so this is something my friend posted that I felt the need to share. It has to be the closest thing to what it is to be a retail employee that I have heard.... I need to find one for my field. Feel free and enjoy....

wHAT hAPPENS wHEN yOU aRE nOT lOOKING.......

2011-03-07T15:22:00.001-05:00

This is one of the first things to put a smile on my face today......Hopefully it does the same for you.

mUSIC meDICATED....... tHE cLASSICS

2011-03-07T15:09:00.001-05:00

A friend of mine just sent me the link to this one. I remember when this cam out in 1992!.... The real question is what were you doing when this came out?

mUSIC mEDICATED...........i'M rEADY.

2011-03-07T11:46:00.001-05:00

Just feeling this song this morning.....

i gUESS tHIS iS wHAT yOUR pARENTS aRE wORRIED aBOUT......

2011-03-03T12:38:00.002-05:00

Remember all thos times when your parents complain that your games are to violent cause they may lead kids to try it in real life.... Guess these guys didn't get the memo..But its still awesome....

Round 1.... Fight!

Round 2..... Fight!

Round 3... Fight!

wHATS hAPPENING wHEN yOU aRE nOT lOOKING......

2011-03-03T09:30:00.005-05:00

Woman's nearly naked revenge

thANKS tO tHESUN fOR tHE aRTICLE.

Saucy ... Taylor Morgan is using sexy eBay shots to sell cheating ex's clothes

A SCORNED woman has taken revenge on her cheating boyfriend by selling his clothes on eBay - and modelling them nearly NAKED.
The curvy seller gives eBay users an extra eyeful as she shows off the garments in a string of sexy, semi-nude poses.

The 26-year-old — who calls herself Taylor Morgan — has already made nearly $1,000 from the online auction.

The latest item she sold was a chequed shirt worth $49 — but with her suggestive advertising she managed to bag $87.50 for it.

The winner of each item also gets a signed "Thank you" note from Taylor.

The busty brunette, from Boca Raton, Florida, has already sold 21 pieces, including shirts, trousers, belts and hats.

Items currently up for sale include clothes from designers Marc Ecko, Kenneth Cole and Hollister.

Taylor started the auction to get back at her boyfriend — who she kicked out of her house when a friend caught him cheating.

But she claims the sale isn't all about getting revenge.

She said: "It's not about me being vindictive. Maybe initially I was getting back at him, but now I don't feel that way. It's fun.

"I find this all to be very therapeutic, very liberating.

"He preferred that I be a lot more conservative and didn't like for me to dress sexy.

"So now I'm saying, 'You don't have a say-so anymore'."

And Taylor has certainly shown her ex his clothes aren't the only things he should be missing.

thANKS tO thesuN FOR THE aRTICLE.

mUSIC mEDICATED.......aNOTHER cLASSIC

2011-03-02T20:43:00.002-05:00

When former Porn stars make music....Oh I remember the first time I heard this....

mUSIC mEDICATED...... DEV

2011-03-02T12:30:00.003-05:00

So here a new artist I have found. HEr name is DEV. You may not notice it but she is the chioa that sung the hook for "Fly like a G6". I found out that the hook was from one of her original songs that I may post later...

mUSIC mEDICATED...... oH tHA cLASSICS....

2011-03-02T12:24:00.002-05:00

I know this came out a couple of years ago but it's just to good....

tHE bEARD.......

2011-03-01T21:48:00.003-05:00

So for all of you who haven't seen it yet... I have taken up bearding for the winter....I am thinking I am going to shave it for the summer and donate it..let me know what you think....

nOW i kNOW wHAT yOU aRE gONNA sAY.....

2011-02-28T11:19:00.003-05:00

Ok so so if you guys checked out my facebook before then you might have seen all the videos I have been posting. One of the videos was for a Harry Potter Dubstep mix of the theme song. Well here is the original video that made me look for the song..... It is aamazing and if you can't see past what would be your thoughts as a perv video then grow up cause yes this is art and yes it derseves the credit...... That being said enjoy the show...........

mUSIC mEDICATED...........iNNOCENCE

2011-02-28T11:13:00.002-05:00

My new addiction.......

iT'S bEEN a wHILE.......

2011-02-25T11:12:00.002-05:00

Hey Everyone.......
Its been a long time since when I have posted but things have been kind of busy the last couple of months. Lets see.....
I've moved....
I've been speed dating... details to follow
I've worked...lol never ending
I've grown a beard... pictures to follow
I've joined a gym
I've broken my Flip
I've found some new favorite shows.... Love you BBC amwerica!

So I guess its time to come back to getting back on track with this whole blogging thing. I am gonna try with doing it once a week. Just thought I would drop a hello.

So Hello!

tHINGS i lEARNED oN tHE tRAIN..........

2010-04-30T09:31:00.002-04:00

So I know its been a while since we last spoke but thats because I was reading a really good book on the train. So of course I wasn't looking around. But since then I have looked up when I am not half passed out or drunk.... So here are a couple of things I have learned while on the train......

1. I have learned the sad truth of where a Kie rider keeps his train ticket and his money... So I am coming home from work one night and on the train comes this guy who brings his bike with him on the train and is the complete outfit. As the train conductor comes down the isle this guy reaches up the leg of his bicycle shorts and whips out his ticket hands it to the conductor and acts likes nothing wrong.... After not trying to be totally grossed out he reached into his other pant leg and pulls out his money.. Is it me or should there be a law against this. I think I am going to start one..... Find some other way to store your shit people.....
2. I have learned that even the at 9am there is always time for crazies.... THis one just happened this morning. I walking on the train platform and this kid decides he is going to start screaming at the top of his lunges for someone named George.... No I don't think he is here buddy. as we all get on the train he starts taking off his clothes and starts walking in some figure 8 around the platform looking llike he going to start moshing with himself..have fun dude..... So we are all on the train but this kid and he starts to wlak up and down the platform and starts saring everyone down going window to window until the train leaves.... See Ya Mr. Psycho!

Well kids... hope you liked this little adventure hopefully I will have more to share next week....See ya soon....

tHINGS i fIND oN tHE wEB...........

2010-04-26T12:12:00.004-04:00

Ok, no I did not take this picture.... I found it on the web. Besides the obvious of why it sparked my interest it came from a website that i might have to post on. Its called http://www.subwaydouchery.com/ . This site is funny cause it people posting pictures of idiots on the subway doing all the things we see that make everyone angry. I may be new to the subway game but I have seen some of these first hand. So for all my subwayians.... Click above and enjoy.

aND nOW fOR tHE sEXY tIP oF tHE dAY......

2010-04-22T09:49:00.003-04:00

This just in from the Daily News........

Men using condoms during anal sex -- women aren't: Health Department

Just 23% of women make their partners use condoms during anal sex compared with 61% of men, a new Health Department study says.

The practice was most common among women ages 18 to 24, and Asian women.

Health Commissioner Thomas Farley said the HIV risks of unprotected gay anal sex are widely known, but the study found "a large number of women are also putting themselves at high risk."

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle/health/2010/04/22/2010-04-22_women_engaging_in_more_risky_sex.html#ixzz0lpweDobI

wHAT hAPPENS wHEN yOU aRE nOT lOOKING......

2010-04-21T16:46:00.003-04:00

So is that its name or just who it is for...... Discuss!

wHAT hAPPENS wHEN yOU aRE nOT lOOKING......

2010-04-21T10:53:00.002-04:00

Where Pedophiles go to play...... Who makes this crap!

fROM tHE hAPPENED iN tHE bATHROOM fILES.......

2010-04-21T10:38:00.004-04:00

This just in from the news desk...... The company has started to remodel and paint mosst of the office to try and make it look all trendy. One of the projects was for them to redo the mens room. I do not know what they were think but they painted it purple. Yup the most masculine of colors. Don't get me wrong I love purple but for a bathrrom and then the funny part to top it all off they decide to put these random little pictures up. Now of course it wouldnt be right if I ddint share these pictures because they are some of the most random things I have seen. Let me know if you can find the theme or what the hell they were thinking...My favorite one is the moses one...lol

tHIS iS wHERE aLL tHE fAT kIDS gO tO pLAY.......

2010-04-21T10:28:00.005-04:00

Ok kids.... I know it hads been a couple of weeks but I have been busy with work and planning my trip to Miami! Ok so everyday since I started taking the train I walk past this park never knowing the name... until now.. Bask in the sign of Fatboy Pak! lol. just kidding, I am sure Doughboy was a lovely man... funny that I never see any kids palying here maybe this is where kids just go to sit and be winded... I really want to go and name it Husky park....lol

fRIDAY fUNNY!

2010-04-09T12:46:00.002-04:00

Video Games | HAWP | Puzzle Quest

XBox 360 | Playstation 3 | Nintendo Wii

Ok so bouncing around the web again I found this funny little video. Its from a webseries that I think everyone should check out if you are a gamer of any sort. Even if you are not then you might enjoy it for a laugh.

tHIS oNE iS fOR tHE kIDS......

2010-04-09T12:40:00.005-04:00

Video Games | Once Upon a Pixel | Mega Man

XBox 360 | Playstation 3 | Nintendo Wii

oK, iN tHE wORLD oF sTOOPID......

2010-04-08T11:09:00.002-04:00

5Ok kids,

So in my travels of the web today I found thid on my own companies website. I know I should have pointed it out but I just cant help to try and figure out why would anyone think this is a good idea.... Check out sale price for the item on this LINK!

sOMEONE rIGHT nOW iS mAKING mONEY oFF oF tHIS......

2010-04-05T10:46:00.003-04:00

Ok so I am walking throught the store and I think I have found the wierdest thing I have ever seen. It only sternghtens my belief that people will buy anything and that there is a market for whatever floats you boat. So I guess I should get started on those Fruit Flavored Foot Fungal Cream Cheese medicated apllicators that I have been thinking about making...... lata Kids....

wHAT hAPPENS wHEN yOUR nOT lOOKING,.....

2010-04-05T10:37:00.002-04:00

Rabbits Get Militant.........

I guess in the never ending war that is Easter, we will always need rockets. But by the shape of things this one can be fun for all al ages......Hmmmmmmmm..

Think about it and get Back to me......

i'M oN A rOLL.........wHO kNEW tHERE wERE sO mANY..

2010-03-23T10:46:00.003-04:00

Ok I swear I will stop after this one......

cuteoverload.com

tHINGS i fIND oN tHE wEB.......

2010-03-23T10:35:00.004-04:00

Ok Kids after that last post I need went on the old interweb and found this site...... Thought I should share..... thisisphotobomb.com

wHAT hAPPENS wHEN yOU aRE nOT lOOKING.....

2010-03-23T10:24:00.002-04:00

sEALS ARE FUCKING WITH US........LOL

I'm sorry not matter how many times i look at this photo it just makes me laugh. Hope you you laugh like I do liek the time when I laughed at that Chubby...... Oh never mind.

wHILE yOU wERE oUT.......

2010-03-22T13:54:00.005-04:00

Ok kids..... This past weekend was a blitz... Friday was work and Male bonding sleep over Jammy Jam(yes I just called it that). Played some Bad company and watched some Wrestling and did nothing but ate pizza and drank a beer and try to get ova some bad lunch I ate(Don't Ask). Anyway Saturday morning woke up at 5am for a 6am leave to the Poconos for some PAINTBALL! So much fun that I cant wait to do it again....well once the soreness leaves.

If you cant find me I'm the D-bag hold in Puerto Rican Flag.......

So after a 3 hour drive back I chill in the bronx for a bit until I am scooped up by my sister and Tommy. I crash at thier place... MUCH THANKS SISTER! Sunday mornign we get up and watch a Tyler Perry Movie( again Don't Ask). At least he wasn't dressed in drag is all I have to say. After the movie go grab some steak and eggs and then head home for part 3 of my weekend......Cam's 2nd Birthday!

Ok so the high light of the whole party was this little tub thing that Cam got for the backyard that looked like a big gay foreskin(again dont ask!). So of course us being the sickos that we are.... Heres some videos!

So all in all a very busy weekend... Oh a shout out to Cam!
Happy birthday!

P.S. My sister on a sit and spin......

lOGO cONTEST.........

2010-03-19T11:00:00.002-04:00

So I am looking for a new Logo for the Blog......
So I have decided to open it up to everyone on the facebook.....
Prizes to follow.........
Here are some of the examples of what I am getting so far......
Waiting on a couple of more entries so we can start the Judging......
Come on and show me what you got.......

So I am looking for a new Logo for the Blog......
So I have decided to open it up to everyone on the facebook.....
Prizes to follow.........
Here are some of the examples of what I am getting so far......
Waiting on a couple of more entries so we can start the Judging......
Come on and show me what you got.......

iT'S aLL aBOUT tHE sTASH............

2010-03-15T14:36:00.003-04:00

cHECK IT kIDS........

iTS A tWISTER.... iTS A tWISTER......

2010-03-15T09:57:00.006-04:00

So as many of you all know we had a little storm come through the area. Surfice it to say that I spent my Saturday night in the dark acting like the 1800's walking by candle light and telling Ghost stories with the famliy.....Good times! I did have a moment of clarity as to what it is liek to have everyone of my toys die on me. Even My lap top rolled over and played dead after 1 episode of Family Guy! So I passed about at the elderly time of 11. Woke up the next morning super energized and still with no power..... Good Times! So i went for a walk armed with my Flip and Boredom to go see what i could fine and low and behold check out the power of nature I found......

And here is a second view......

nOW oN sOME kINKY s*#T.......

2010-03-10T09:57:00.003-05:00

Just trying to keep you people educated.......

SWEDEN is home to the most bisexual babes in the world, a new study has revealed.

Nordic naughtiness is all the rage with the blonde beauties over there.

But they don't top the league when it comes to lasting the longest in bed - held by Brazil - or come near San Francisco as the kinkiest place to visit.

Here, Rhian Sanville takes a flick through the global sex atlas and picks out some of the hottest facts ever.

New Zealand

Totalling an average of 20.4 sexual partners in a lifetime, New Zealand has the most promiscuous women in the world, a survey reveals.

Austria

With an average of 29.3 sexual partners, Austria's men are the most promiscuous in the world, a survey reveals.

Germany

Germany is the country with the world's worst lovers as revealed by OnePoll.com survey taken by women from 20 different countries - the reason they gave was that they were 'too smelly'.

Spain

Spain is home to the world's best lovers as revealed by OnePoll.com survey taken by women from 20 different countries.

Thailand
At an average of 10 minutes, sex in Thailand is believed to last the shortest amount of time in the world.

Greece

A Durex survey revealed that Greece is the horniest country in the world.

Brazil

According to The Penguin Atlas of Human Sexual Behaviour, sex lasts the longest in Brazil, at an average of 30 minutes.

Australia

Australian breasts are blooming lovely, with over 40 per cent of Australian women now buying bras with a cup size of DD or higher - some bra companies have introduced cup sizes as high as K to accommodate the busty Aussie girls.

Indonesia

Seven times a year on a holiday called 'Pon', Indonesians make a pilgrimage to a sacred mountain on Java to get down and dirty with a person other than their spouse - if they sleep with that same person seven times, they believe their wishes and blessings will come true.

India
When India's first phone-sex line went live, it became so popular that it was driving its users into debt - so the Indian government shut it down.

France
A Marie Claire survey found that 41 per cent of French people have participated in an orgy and 27 per cent have engaged in partner swapping. It is also believed that the French give and receive the most fellatio

Japan

With a total of 500 people taking part, Japan has successfully set the world record for world's largest orgy.

Harajuku, Japan

The Harajuku area of Tokyo is famous across the world for its fetish fashions - the most recent fetish-fashion craze to sweep the area is 'injured idol', where scantily clad women dress up in bandages.

Mykonos, Greece

Anything goes on this Greek island, which has been dubbed 'the world's adult playground'.

San Fernando Valley, California, USA

Nearly 90 per cent of all legally distributed pornographic films made in the United States are either filmed in or produced by studios based in the San Fernando Valley - aka "Porn Valley", "San Pornando Valley" or "Silicone Valley".

San Francisco, California, USA

This city is host to the World's largest showcase for S&M products and culture - the Folsom Street Fair.

Tel Aviv, Israel

This city is known as the 'brothel capital of the world', with an estimated 250 knocking shops.

Cap d'Agde, France

Unsurprisingly, France boasts the largest naturist resort in the world - the Cap d'Agde, whose 'Village Naturiste' is made up of a small town and a 2km beach.

Upminster, England

The residents of this suburban town are the kinkiest in England - they spend 7.9 times the national average on sex toys and DVDs to boost their sex lives.

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iTS a mAN'S woRLD.........leTS sHOOT sOME gUNS!

2010-03-09T10:08:00.005-05:00

Hey kids, So this weekend I went to PA for a bachelor party. We had a blast. Here are some vids of what we did. More to come!

Here is Mark.....

Here I go.....

Here goes Benguin.......

Here is full auto in affect.......

Me with a pistol.....

Mark Explaining who he shoots.......

I have more videos...... More to come.....

wHAT hAPPENS wHEN yOUR nOT lOOKING....

2010-03-02T16:40:00.002-05:00

Diego gets..... Creepy!?

wHAT hAPPENS wHEN yOUR nOT lOOKING....

2010-03-02T11:52:00.003-05:00

Ok Guys, This is not gonna keep people from stealing your rims.......

wHAT hAPPENS wHEN yOUR nOT lOOKING....

2010-03-01T11:56:00.002-05:00

Ok so on my weekly jaunt through my Duane Reade, Yes I am that crazy, I came a across this wonderful toy showing that we are running out ideas for what to make into a toy. Come on Guys... Where were the years of Tanks and cars and gun and all the things that made us the warlike people we are today. Have we really had to go Martha Stewart on our transformers now.

tHINGS i LEARNED fROM tHE tRAIN tHIS wEEK......

2010-03-01T11:46:00.004-05:00

Ok kids so I was late with my weekly report but I must say it was not without incident. So what I learned first of all was that.......

That was amazing and props to all the drunks it took to make it..... I almost felt the need to go get one in there honor.

Lets see what else......
Oh well the main thing I learned this week is that I will try and never take my car to work again. The reason why you ask is well lets just say on Thursday I decided to get a frisky and take my car to work. So then it snows a ton and the office decides to let us get out early. I go and start up my car and then start to clean off the car. Ok well I am all done! sweet! go to open my door and its locked. Yup I locked my keys in my car with the engine running. So after many offers to break windows and what not I called my best $20 dollars I have spent in years.... AAA to the rescue.... 10 minutes later I am in my car driving home.... Thanks Dude!

I guess that's it for the last past week. Stayed tune for more fun and insights hopefully for this week.

tHIS sHIT iS cRAZY..........

2010-03-01T11:30:00.004-05:00

Ok so we all had a fun weekend with the snow..... I spent my time in my room watching movies and show mostly. Anywhoo, I saw the Seth's Cavalcade of Cartoons and I must say it was pretty funny. But I will warn you its not for kids and not for the weak of heart..... Oh wait most of you don't have any so you should be fine.... LOL and Fuck You and farewell...... Oh here is a Sample, Do not watch this with the boss around kids.

wANNA a gOOD LAUGH........

2010-02-15T14:28:00.003-05:00

So I found this site and have not stopped laughing. Just think of what will pass for funny photos in about 10 years..... http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/

tHINGS i LEARNED fROM tHE tRAIN tHIS wEEK......

2010-02-12T12:34:00.004-05:00

Ok so we have a week almost finished and it time for another what did I learn this week.......
1. That now I am on the train i have time to think. And seeing these flamboyant guys on the train has got me thinking. At what age do Rainbows become Gay? You kids think about it and let me know.
2. Might along with 1 but, Guys come on leave the tight jeans to the ladies.... unless you like looking funny when you walk cause your twig and berries are all crunched up. But now that I think about it, that might be a good thing cause then your tight asses can reproduce. so forget it and go get your tight jeans on.
3. Common sense is not given out at birth so why am I not surprised by the people not comprehending when they cannot fit into a train cart that maybe they should wait for the next one....
4. That Hymen is a funny name for a OBGYN. Says the 18 year old Jewish kid as he snorts a laugh and then follows that up by talking about getting into Harvard or Columbia and about how there is no way he would ever go to N.C.C or Stonybrook because its below him....
5. And finally after a slow week due to the storm, I want to that the 3 people who actually said excuse me when they almost knocked me over on the train... Maybe there is hope....

wHAT hAPPENS wHEN yOUR nOT lOOKING....

2010-02-12T12:21:00.003-05:00

Even the Jewish People will find their Super Hero......

No offense to my Jewish Fans..... I got love for ya!

tHINGS i LEARNED fROM tHE tRAIN tHIS wEEK......

2010-02-05T09:19:00.002-05:00

Ok, kids so I have decided to no longer take my car to work which I know most of you I have told by now. And being on the train you all know the awesome people and experiences you get.....here is what I learned from the train this week......
1. Red is an acceptable color when you are an Asian kid wearing Red skinny jeans a Red shirt and a Red scarf that is about 50ft long with some, you guess it Red Boots.... who knew... I wish I could of taken a picture.....
2.When walking into a crowded car its ok to have you Laptop open in your arms just so you can check your e-mails....Hey Asshole its called a Black Berry, Look into it.
3.When you see someone sitting a aisle seat it is ok to push past them without saying anything so you can take the window seat but forget that you are carrying 4 bags an will not fit in the seat causing me to have to move for you to sit down....Hey Thanks lady.....
4.Just because you have a Kindle you are not cool......
5.Oh and the final thing I learned is that If you are Black and Gay You are ok to go to church.....

Special Thanks to all my Lirr Takers.... Feel free to tell me what you learned....

iS iT jUST mE.........

2010-02-01T10:34:00.002-05:00

Or when I jumped on Yahoo did you notice how all the Black people they used for Black History Month are all done in White? So now they are prominant white people.......

tHIS sHIT iS cRAZY..........

2010-01-26T15:47:00.002-05:00

Video Games | Lost Planet 2 | Gears of War Trailer

XBox 360 | Playstation 3 | Nintendo Wii

oNE OF mY fAVORITE sITES..... T.O.N.Y

2010-01-22T11:59:00.001-05:00

So if anyone is looking for something to do ever..... Check out this site and by all means subscribe to the Mag..... Its so good!

Time Out New York

wHAT hAPPENS wHEN yOUR nOT lOOKING....

2010-01-22T11:49:00.002-05:00

Ok just a quick one for ya. While this is funny it is not news and why would it be in the paper? But what the hell its Friday. So enjoy yourself.......

aND tHE wORD of tHE dAY iS...........

2010-01-21T14:48:00.005-05:00

sO iTS pRINCESS' bIRTHDAY.....

2010-01-21T10:08:00.004-05:00

Happy birthday to my boy J-wizzie!

sO I gOT a nEW tOY.......

2010-01-12T16:21:00.003-05:00

Hey Kids,
I just got a new toy. So expect all new videos to be showing up soon. Cant wait to try it out. See you soon......

mE lOVE yOU lONG tIME.... thE fUTURE iS nOW........

2010-01-11T19:30:00.005-05:00

Ok, Here we go..... SO some geek in the beautiful freakdom know as New Jersey decided he was going to take his love of sex dolls and amp it up to the next level. They are calling this the next stage to AI, I am calling this as the safer alternative to sticking your penis in a wall socket. I cant wait to see whats next......You gotta love technology....Just as soon as my order comes in I will tell you how I really Feel about this product.... Till then.... I will have to enjoy the real thing... Oh hot damn. whats a man to do.....CHeck out the link HERE.

bURKA fEST!

2010-01-10T12:42:00.004-05:00

Ok, so later this month France is going to try and pass a law giving them the right to fine any woman who is wearing a Burka. Maybe it just a mad ramble by me, but if we are going to go and ban that outfit worn by Muslim women then why don't we include that of all religions. Let make Priest stop dressing in black with the collars and hell, while we are at it lets fine everyone that wants to wear what is traditional from there homeland. Lets make it so we can only dress in the way that the people are around us. Then if you want to move you have to change your whole closet. I understand people fear what they cannot see but do we really need to make this that big of an issue? Come on France..... You know what you could do is make it fashionable then everyone will be dressing that way......huh... I'm tired time to go take a nap.... think about it and tell me what you think. OH, and HERE is the link to the article....

cOMING sOON...........

2009-12-04T12:56:00.001-05:00

MILF MADNESS......... LET THE COMPETITION BEGIN......

oNE OF mY fAVORITE sITES.....

2009-12-01T11:19:00.001-05:00

Just thought I would show some love to one of my favorite sites....... Always good for a good laugh and maybe a boob.....lol

http://thesuperficial.com/

iS tHIS sO wRONG........ i mEAN I WOULDN'T cOMPLAIN.......

2009-12-01T11:10:00.003-05:00

THIS woman suffers from a mysterious disorder which turns her into a sex addict — when she is ASLEEP.

Stunning Belle Floor is a Sexsomniac — meaning she engages in sexual acts while she is sleeping — and cannot remember ANYTHING the next day.

Her condition means she is too afraid to let boyfriends stay over in case she embarrasses herself at night.

Belle, 32, from Almelo, Holland, set up her own support website six years ago after doctors failed to work out what was wrong with the pretty blonde.

Hypnotherapy

The condition, which causes her to touch herself intimately, is so rare that at first she struggled to convince anyone she had no control over it.

Her ex-boyfriend Justin, 47, a construction worker, could not accept it was happening without her knowledge and eventually it caused them to separate.

Belle said: "He never really believed I had no control over it and took it as a slur on his sexual prowess.

"I've been on a few dates since but I haven't had men stay over with me, because I don't want to get serious with them."

Belle first discovered her disturbing disorder in 1999 when Justin confronted her.

The softly spoken school administrator said: "Out of the blue one evening he asked me why I played with myself at night.

"I denied it because I couldn't remember ever doing it."

Belle went to a series of doctors and psychologists, who told her there was nothing they could do as they had never heard of anyone with a similar condition.

Doctors offered Belle medication, and she also tried hypnotherapy, sex counselling and an EEG brain scan in an attempt to stop the sexsomnia incidents.

Muscle relaxant drugs helped for a while but Belle did not want to spend the rest of her life on medication.

Belle has since found solace by speaking to other sufferers online and she set up her own website offering advice and support.

She said: "Knowing I wasn't alone was a huge relief and speaking to others has brought me enormous comfort.

"There are no official figures on how many people suffer from sexsomnia but I've spoken to hundreds of men and women from all walks of life with the same condition."

She added: "I now have my self-confidence and self esteem back. I have great friends, a great job and I really enjoy my life."

Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2753448/Pretty-sexsomniac-performs-sex-acts-in-her-sleep.html#ixzz0YSDjr1Q8

Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2753448/Pretty-sexsomniac-performs-sex-acts-in-her-sleep.html#ixzz0YSDcvQYN

fOR aLL tHOSE gEEKS oUT THERE.........

2009-11-30T15:57:00.005-05:00

Women, if for nothing else, you gotta love the creativity and look past the geeky......

wOULD yOU sPEND $150.00 A bEER.....

2009-11-30T15:41:00.003-05:00

Ok so as I surfed the web today, I came across the beer that is coming out for $150 a bottle and comes in at a whopping 27% alcohol. And Its banned in 13 states...... So who wants to chip in with me for a sip...... That should cost about 20 bucks... Stories HERE!

You make the call...... Man or Lesbian.....

2009-11-24T12:44:00.003-05:00

Ok, so my friends were out last week. And this well, individual was out partying.... So here we go people you make the call........

tHINGS tHAT hAPPEN wHEN yOUR nOT lOOKING.....

2009-11-24T10:56:00.001-05:00

They are always watching.......

yOU WANNA rIDE!

2009-11-24T10:53:00.002-05:00

tHING yOU fIND iN a wHILE iN a cVS.......

2009-11-24T10:52:00.001-05:00

fUCK iF i kNOW!

wHO wANTS fREE cANDY?

2009-11-24T10:50:00.001-05:00

wHILE i wAS oUT.........

2009-11-24T10:49:00.002-05:00

ok so the last couple of months have been hectic and by hectic I mean i have playing to many video games and hang out with my girlfriend and my friends. But here is a couple of albums of what i have been doing in my absense........

sO iTS bEEN a WHILE....

2009-08-14T11:39:00.002-04:00

Ok Kids,
So its been awhile since I posted anything. I really need to get this going again so i might do the unthinkable and just write whats on my mind. I know this might sound dangerous but I feel like maybe its time I let you all in on my insanity.
So at least once a week I am going to try and make an entry on this site.......

Stay tuned for details..............

oK sO i aM oN a qUEENS kICK..... cAN yOU blAME mE......

2009-07-13T12:45:00.003-04:00

moRE hIGHLANDER........gOTTA LOVE THE CLASICS.....

2009-07-13T12:41:00.001-04:00

tHE qUICKENING.....iN 30 sECONDS.......

2009-07-13T12:35:00.001-04:00